Not every toaster dreams of golden-brown bagels. Some just want out. This morbidly hilarious design features a wide-eyed toaster gleefully cannonballing into a full tub, rubber ducky blissfully unaware. Rendered in nostalgic cartoon style, it’s the perfect wearable for fans of dark humor, vintage aesthetics, and a dash of existential dread. Warning: Do not attempt at home—leave the drama to your wardrobe.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
